Thou spleeny guts-griping malcontent![Thine] face is not worth sunburning.
Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes.
Thou odiferous boil-brained measle!
You are as rheumatic as two dry toasts.
Thou venomed clapper-clawed clack-dish!
How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?
Thou villainous motley-minded foot-licker!
Gotta love Shakespeare.
The Shakespearean Insulter will take your self esteem down a few notches. And it will feel good.
so when i said this out loud to myself, i felt like i was reading a dr. seuss book, ha.
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