I hate squirrels.
They are litte satanic rodents.
They are rats with fluffy tails that deceive the masses into thinking they are cute and cuddly.
My family swam and had a cookout at Caledonia on Friday and look at this evil little creature. It's eyes are red, and I all I can say is that I knew it: They are the devil incarnate. I was feeding them a bunch of potato chips. Maybe they their digestive systems can't handle food from a bag and he'll explode. Hahahahha. Eeeee, shiver.
This is what we did with the squirrels after we caught them, barbequed them. Ha, ha ha, no just kidding. I wouldn't eat them even if they tasted like thanksgiving turkey.