So I came across a list of all the phobias that exist. They are all real. If you want to see the complete list click here. This is a MUCH abbreviated version. I picked out the ummm, interesting? ones.
Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
I thought Johnny smelled a little funny again today.
Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
So if your fear turns you into your most feared what happens then?
Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Awww, how sad.
Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Know a few with this one.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
I just pitty the guy that had to sit in a white room while scientists observed him eating the PB he was deathly afraid of.
Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Yeah, I remember those flute players from high school. Hmmmm. -Just kidding, the fluties were wonderful
Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Don't make friends with the Ablutophobe (see above)
Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Did you hear Madam Tussad's just debuted their Paris Hilton wax statue?
Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
So we have concluded the bogeyman exists have we?
Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Hair? This one must've been established in the 80's...
Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
I just can't understand why a child would be scared of the only 40 year old man at their birthday party in white face paint.
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Yeah, that one is me, but ya know, I can't really decide if it is-- it scares me.
Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.
Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Ahhh, the paper, it's so intimidating!
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
I think I'm a little scared of the person that is scared of the girls. What kind of phobia is this?
Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Being eaten isn't a concern to be taken lightly...
Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Don't we all?
Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
What if it were tickling by say a piece of grass or something?
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.
Could they really be that bad?
Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
That's a problem. Hope you got a big bladder.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
I think this one sums it up: hahahahhahahahaha!!!!