Monday, May 9, 2005

What do you call a PHOBIA of phobias?

So I came across a list of all the phobias that exist. They are all real. If you want to see the complete list click here. This is a MUCH abbreviated version. I picked out the ummm, interesting? ones.

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.
I thought Johnny smelled a little funny again today.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.
So if your fear turns you into your most feared what happens then?

Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.
Alrighty then.

Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers.
Awww, how sad.

Anuptaphobia- Fear of staying single.
Know a few with this one.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
I just pitty the guy that had to sit in a white room while scientists observed him eating the PB he was deathly afraid of.

Arrhenphobia- Fear of men.

Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Yeah, I remember those flute players from high school. Hmmmm. -Just kidding, the fluties were wonderful

Autodysomophobia- Fear of one that has a vile odor.
Don't make friends with the Ablutophobe (see above)

Automatonophobia- Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsly represents a sentient being.
Did you hear Madam Tussad's just debuted their Paris Hilton wax statue?

Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman.
So we have concluded the bogeyman exists have we?

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.
Gee, harsh

Carnophobia- Fear of meat.
MEAT, yum.

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair.
Hair? This one must've been established in the 80's...

Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
I just can't understand why a child would be scared of the only 40 year old man at their birthday party in white face paint.

Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions.
Yeah, that one is me, but ya know, I can't really decide if it is-- it scares me.

Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.

Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.

Papyrophobia- Fear of paper.
Ahhh, the paper, it's so intimidating!

Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls.
I think I'm a little scared of the person that is scared of the girls. What kind of phobia is this?

Phagophobia- Fear of swallowing or of eating or of being eaten.
Being eaten isn't a concern to be taken lightly...

Politicophobia- Fear or abnormal dislike of politicians.
Don't we all?

Pteronophobia- Fear of being tickled by feathers.
What if it were tickling by say a piece of grass or something?

Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law.
Could they really be that bad?

Urophobia- Fear of urine or urinating.
That's a problem. Hope you got a big bladder.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
I think this one sums it up: hahahahhahahahaha!!!!

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