Strange New Products is a drop spot for all those things you'll never need, but surely somebody must. Sometimes I wonder who on earth creates these things...but even worse who buys these things? Obviously they wouldn't market them, if they didn't think they'd sell. Hmmmm? The newest products on the market are things like the:
The Fizz Screw-on Ice Cream Float Cup
Reserve a Spot in Heaven Kit,
Subtle Butt Fart Pads,
Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush,
Golf Club-Weed Wacker Combo,
Gourmet Bagged Ice In Resealable Bags,
and Wedgie-Proof Underwear.
All clearly important inventions for the betterment of society. Thank you America. Check out the Strange New Products Blog for more products and descriptions of all those things we can no longer live without. Great stuff. Great stuff. I have a few ideas for products that might end up on blogs like this...