Listening gone wrong. Beautiful examples of the catastrophe improper assignment of meaning can cause...
Fall Out Boy is also into cats.
Also into cats.
More of the best of the best misheard lyrics on YouTube, hand-sorted by yours truly:
Christina Aguilera-Ain't No Other Man I've been haunted by Sears
Sean Paul-Temperature I wanna be keeping you, worm
A collection of lyrics Hit me with your pet shark
Justin Timberlake-Sexyback Get your sexy "o"
Breaking Benjamin-Blow Me Away Caught inside this microwave
AFI-Silver and Cold I cleaned your bidet