I don't feel like reading, because my eyes are burning. We have an annotated bibliography due tomorrow. How will I ever get 6 sources done now? NOoooooo. Emily's torso is dancing. She is scaring me. Emily says: "maybe if jenn stopped blogging, she would have time to finish her annotated bibliography...the work of the devil..."
Jenn says: "shut up and stop dancing!"
My project is going to be on Pico dellas Mirandola, the great rhetorician of the Renaissance. Emily wants you to know that hers is about sex in the Renaissance. She is enjoying doing research for it. Ha ha.
We are at Cal U right now. Emily and I are having fun. We met lots of cool people. Yesterday we went to visit the Carnegie Musuem and the Frick Musuem in Pittsburgh. Write later.
Ok, so this is about the best website ever. I just wrote an entire 15 paper paper on the branding strategies of McDonald's (actually not condemning them, but praising them for their igenuity). But anyway, you HAVE to play this McDonald's Video Game. It is soooo funny. And sad.
So after seeing this image plastered everywhere in the more liberal sectors of Europe, I did research to figure out who on earth this guy was. He is the revolutionary "Che" Guevara who was really famous in South America. 
While I don't really think armed revolutions and communisim is the answer to world poverty and suffering, I must applaud him for being a compassionate, well-intentioned man.
Ha. So I have to take the GRE tomorrow. Stupid me, I didn't realize how busy this past semester was going to be when I registered to take perhaps one of the most important tests of my life. Smart Jenn, smart.
When I stayed with my sister in Dallas last summer, they took me to Boba Latte where they serve drinks with glutinous balls in them. What are glutinous balls you ask? Well, that is a good question. They are basically Taiwainese inspired lumps of tapioca or chewy shells with gooey insides that are also known as bobas, bubbles, and pearls. I got a cheesecake smoothie with them in it. When you suck up the drink in the (extra wide) staw, these giant things come up with it and about choke you because they get lodged in your throat. They are so weird and cool at the same time. Definitely something you must try before you die. Be warned though, you've NEVER had anything like them before.
One of my guilty pleasures is to wake up really early in the morning (or stay up late) and go for a run on the road behind my house. I love the fresh air and the exercise. My favorite part though, is lapping the old ladies. They are the only other living beings awake at 6:00 in the morning, and somehow it feels good to pass the 80 year old women in jogging suits.
I took a picture of some weird bug in a tree. He was surround by this amber colored gel that looks like it was glowing. I couldn't help but thinking, "hey, this looks like that mosquito from Jurassic Park that was preserved in amber and filled with dinosaur blood." 
Maybe this little guy can start a whole new ancient world species...
I love the Victoria's Secret Love Spell scent.
I love the smell of licorice
My pappy sent over some lilac branches to sit on our kitchen table. Let me tell you, they smell soooooooo good. Any time I get within a 10 foot radius of the table my nostrils sigh in nostril heaven. The smell of the fresh lilacs is absolutely my favorite smell in the whole world, and besides that, could they be a better color? Awwww, look how pretty they are. Too bad blogs can't transmit smells. I will take an extra whiff just for you.
Wow, I never knew such strange animals existed. Apparently some twisted scientists out there are cross breeding all kinds of various species. My favorite, for the sake of its name, is the zeedonk--also known as the zebrass, zebronkey, zonkey, zebadonk, zenkey, zebrinny, or deebra (thanks to Wikipedia). It's striped legs look so funny on it's donkey body.
But we also have the tigon and the ginormous liger. We have the zorse, the leopon, the cama, the beefalo, and the wholphin. Here is the 
I am now officially a published writer! My essay, "Made in the USA," was published in the Spring 2007 issue of the Abroad View Magazine, a national publication specializing in international education. I wrote about my experiences in Spain and what effect they had on me as an American. I got a full 2 page spread and 3 color photos. The check wasn't enough to 'quit my day job' as they say, but hopefully this will just be the beginning of my writing career. Yay!